Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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