You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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