how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
