gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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