super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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