i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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