i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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