Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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