How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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