Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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