if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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