Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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