I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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