I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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