I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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