I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's shark week go big or go home
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
