So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
