theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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