Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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