i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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