i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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