I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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