let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so let's talk penis.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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