Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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