The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
its not stalking. its research.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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