Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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