Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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