we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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