i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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