you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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