is wine microwaveable?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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