do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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