I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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