how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
