Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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