he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
be right there i have to get my cape
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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