HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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