Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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