? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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