weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
ELLEHCIM
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DRAHCIR
WHAT??
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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