I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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