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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

(952): View more from Minnesota

That text needs to switch to water.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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(503): View more from Oregon

i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text

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(630): View more from Illinois

We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.

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(512): View more from Texas

Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.

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(214): View more from Texas

He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks

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(714): View more from California

I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.

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