Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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