Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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