Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
