Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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