She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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