Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Congratulations! We have a period
try to milk me bitch
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