so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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