Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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